Firefly Fun! (Continued)

[skroberts]

Regarding Nathan Fillion... That man has NO hips. But he does have the butt to fill out those tight pants. :D

More fun with my Firefly DVDs. Disk Two: "Shindig," "Safe," "Our Mrs. Reynolds," and "Jaynestown"...

Best Quotes, Lines, and Such EVER

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Shindig
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WASH (to ZOE): You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
JAYNE: I'll chip in.
ZOE (casually, to Jayne): I can hurt you.

MAL: ... You're s'posed to make me look respectable.
KAYLEE: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants.

MAL: Help me find our man. ...
KAYLEE: That him?
MAL: That's the buffet table.
KAYLEE: How can we be sure? You know, unless we question it?

HARROW: The sash. ... It indicates lordhood.
MAL: And it's, it's doing a great job.

GENTLEMAN: If you require it, any gentleman here can give you use of a sword.
MAL: Use of a... s'what?

MAL: Don't take his offer. ... Because, in the case it comes up, that means he's the fella killed me. And I don't like fellas that killed me. Not in general.

MAL: ... Mercy is the mark of a great man.
(Very quickly, offhandedly, MAL stabs Atherton)
MAL: Guess I'm just a good man.
(He stabs him again)
MAL: Well, I'm all right.

HARROW: You didn't have to wound that man.
MAL: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.

JAYNE: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. A complicated escape and rescue op.
WASH: I was gonna watch. It was very exciting.

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Safe
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ZOE: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller.
WASH: Yeah, we need to start dealing in those black-market beagles.

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Our Mrs. Reynolds
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(MAL and JAYNE undercover)
JAYNE: You might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
MAL: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
JAYNE: If I could make you prettier, I would.
MAL: You're not the man I met a year ago.

MAL: ... I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

MAL (to Jayne, quietly, upon learning of his 'marriage'): How drunk was I last night?

MAL (to SAFFRON): Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.

BOOK (casually): If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
MAL: Wha - I'm not - Preacher, you got a smutty mind.

WASH: Quaint!

JAYNE: It's my very favorite gun. ... I call it Vera.

MAL: Jayne! Go play with your rainstick.

SAFFRON: I lived my life in the maiden house, waiting to be married off for trade. I seen my sisteren paired off with ugly men, vicious or blubberous ... And I've cried for those girls, but not half so hard as I cried the night they gave me to you.
MAL (suddenly insecure): Well, what - you - is there blubber?

MAL: I'm gonna go to the special hell...

MAL (waking up from being drugged): Is it christmas? ... What happened about me...?

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Jaynestown
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SIMON: All right. Fine. I'll go. Just, stop... describing me.

SIMON (upon seeing the statue of JAYNE): This must be what going mad feels like.

SIMON (upon hearing the folk song about JAYNE): No... This must be what going mad feels like...

RIVER (to herself, rapidly, about BOOK's hair): They say the snow on the roof is too heavy--they say the ceiling will cave in--his brains are in terrible danger...
BOOK: River..? Please, why don't you come on out...
RIVER: No. Can't. Too much hair.
ZOE: ... River, honey... He's putting the hair away now...
RIVER: Doesn't matter. It'll still be here... waiting...


And now, thanks to padawan_alli, I can't watch "Jaynestown" again without having her singing "The Hero of Canton" in going off in my head! ::sigh::

Comments

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

*snuggles*

You shouldn't watch Firefly while the rest of us watches Stargate. You are like the black sheep of the family or something. ;)

*snuggles some more*

[skroberts]

But I don't have Season 7 DVDs yet, so what else am I supposed to do?! *g*

[chang-lee-ninja.livejournal.com]

*Got me laughing all over again...love those lines...*

I remember the first time in seeing "Our Mrs. Reynolds" I loved "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I well end you" course coulda been sleep deprivation...

And when they find he's married...And you have the quote to Jayne and he replied "I don't know, I passed out." *hee hee*

[skroberts]

It's all just so priceless. :D

[theemdash]

What you don't know is that I had a speaker surgically implanted in your head. That's actually me singing. Yup.

[jolinarcarter.livejournal.com]

What is Firefly, anyway?

[skroberts]

It is the most awesome TV series that got cancelled before it even got to finish showing its first 23 episodes! ::growls at FOX:: It was created by the same person who brought us Buffy and Angel. Learn a little bit more here.

[guingel.livejournal.com]

eeeee!! You rock! I didn't get to respond to your other quotes post, but I loved that, too! :D I just saw my very first episode of Firefly over the weekend (while visiting my sister at Brandeis): The Train Job. It was awesome!!! And I must see the rest of the episodes, because. . . Caleb was sexy. What was that?? The boots. . . the space prostitute (I read an article in a British sci-fi magazine that I kind of accidentally bought for the Stargate where they interviewed Christopher Judge--and Michael Shanks, not that I care about that--and Firefly came up and he was very excited about the space prostitute!!). . . the space cowboy-ness. So hot! So. . . Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Which I just bought. XD

Also, I'd seen an icon with the dinosaur stuff that Wash says in the first episode, and I was so confused, and now it makes so much sense! But I can't find the icon any more. :(

Need. . . more. . . Firefly!

[skroberts]

Also, I'd seen an icon with the dinosaur stuff that Wash says in the first episode ... But I can't find the icon any more.

OMG!! Is it, by chance, the icon I am using right now (which I just found)?!


Need. . . more. . . Firefly!

Movie. Needs. To. Be. Here. Now.

[guingel.livejournal.com]

::bouncebouncebounce:: You rock!! Yay!! :D If you have the "DCU: Delightful Crack Universe" icon that I accidentally deleted from the laptop lying around, you will have trying reached goddess territory. XD

I must see the show before I see the movie!! DVDs! Need! >.>

[skroberts]

::snickers at your icon::


::bouncebouncebounce:: You rock!! Yay!!

Score!!


...you will have trying reached goddess territory.

Drat! I have no idea about that one. So I am in semi-goddess territory then? *g*


I must see the show before I see the movie!! DVDs! Need!

Yes, must see, or it really won't make sense... or as much sense as it should. I'd let you borrow my DVDs if I could, but I have no idea where you live. So ask around! And if all else fails, try to buy them. If you love the Jossverse, it is a must. :D

[guingel.livejournal.com]

ahh, my physics book. it is death. (re: icon)

demi-goddess, I think. Like Hercules, but cooler and more Firefly-related!

Yeah, I'm in Massachusetts now (although I'm from Long Island), and I get the impression that you're really far away. . .

Someone on the campus must have them. . . it's just a question of if they'll lend them to me. Maybe I'll wait until after midterms to ask around. So I'll have time to watch. Or just buy them. . . I should succumb to the sexy power of Mal's boots. (note that I didn't call him Caleb! Almost, but no!)

[skroberts]

ahh, my physics book. it is death.

Tehe... Kind of like my Lit book, I suppose. *g*


I'm in Massachusetts ... I get the impression that you're really far away.

Well, Alabama isn't *too* far away, but it's far enough to make sharing DVDs difficult. Drat.


Or just buy them

Amazon.com has it for various prices under $40.00... And if you do some checking, you might find a really great deal!


I should succumb to the sexy power of Mal's boots.

Or his tight pants. *g* (Inside joke. Must watch the series to get it, if you don't already.)


note that I didn't call him Caleb!

::snickers:: Mal is so much more fun than Caleb. And he's not evil... which is always a plus in my book. :D

[guingel.livejournal.com]

yes! not evil! And he didn't poke out Xander's eye, which is such a huge plus in my book. Actually, I didn't think I'd be able to forgive him when I found out that he was in Firefly. But he's so sexy. . .

I think twinsister!Katie is still mad at Adam Baldwin, but he's not that nice in Firefly anyway.

You'll just have to visit Smith, and we can have a marathon. Smith is a fun, pretty place! :D Wait til I post the pictures I took! (and after you see the pictures, it'll still be 10 states away! Or maybe 8. Whatever. But. . . NYC. . . Boston. . . cultural centers! Visit, you know you want to ;))

See, I have no money to spare because I need to save it all for Stargate SG-1 box sets. I need at least seasons 5 and 6. Oh, Jonas.

[skroberts]

Actually, I didn't think I'd be able to forgive him when I found out that he was in Firefly.

But he was Mal before he was Caleb, so it's all good. ;)


See, I have no money to spare because I need to save it all for Stargate SG-1 box sets. I need at least seasons 5 and 6.

Ah, yes, there is that. I am up to S6, only because that's all I ask for when gift times come. Hopefully, I'll have S7 come Christmas. :D

[guingel.livejournal.com]

wow, I didn't even know Firefly was before. . . actually, that makes sense, because otherwise Firefly would be airing now. Or wait, last year? I'm confused. This is what happens when you get into fandoms after they're over. I watch everything all out of order.

Ugh, my problem is that there are so many other DVDs that I need. Buffy, and Angel--I think i need to start working on Stargate again, though. I only have two Stargate box sets, and I have 2 Angel and 3 Buffy, so that's 5 total. I'm a DVD freak! And soon I'll need MacGyver. :D

[skroberts]

Wow, I didn't even know Firefly was before. . . actually, that makes sense, because otherwise Firefly would be airing now. Or wait, last year? I'm confused.

It came out in 2002. ::pats you on the head:: It's okay. ;)

[grass-stained.livejournal.com]

Regarding Nathan Fillion... That man has NO hips. But he does have the butt to fill out those tight pants. :D

I'm okay with that. You know why? 1) Man don't need hips for his "job" (Alli's influencing me indirectly). 2) If he did, he wouldn't need those sessy suspenders. Mmmm... suspenders. Like Mmmm.. cookies.

Look at me, crossing Firefly with Buffy quotes. I rule.

Anyway, you forgot "We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero," from Jaynestown. And "I got stabbed right here," from Shindig. And "Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we got kidnapped by hill people and were never seen again. It was the best day ever," from Safe. You got most of the good parts from OMR, but the part where Inara questions Mal about his knowledge of dresses is hysterical!

And you are totally playing Firefly trivia. There's no way out now.

[skroberts]

Anyway, you forgot...

I didn't forget. I just skimped on some of the ones you really needed to see for yourself... because I had to go make icons. ::hangs head in shame:: But I have new shiny icons now!


And you are totally playing Firefly trivia. There's no way out now.

I might actually kick some butt if Real Life doesn't keep me from the rest of the episodes. :)

[grass-stained.livejournal.com]

Making icons is a good reason to skimp some of them. I approve.

You will watch the rest of them ::uses Jedi mind trick::

[skroberts]

You will watch the rest of them ::uses Jedi mind trick::

And I possibly might convince my roommate to watch eps with me. Muahahahahaaa! I'd have to re-watch the ones I just watched, but hey, more Mal fun for me. :)