Firefly Fun! (Continued)
October 23rd, 2004 09:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skrobertsRegarding Nathan Fillion... That man has NO hips. But he does have the butt to fill out those tight pants. :D
More fun with my Firefly DVDs. Disk Two: "Shindig," "Safe," "Our Mrs. Reynolds," and "Jaynestown"...
Best Quotes, Lines, and Such EVER
WASH (to ZOE): You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
JAYNE: I'll chip in.
ZOE (casually, to Jayne): I can hurt you.
MAL: ... You're s'posed to make me look respectable.
KAYLEE: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants.
MAL: Help me find our man. ...
KAYLEE: That him?
MAL: That's the buffet table.
KAYLEE: How can we be sure? You know, unless we question it?
HARROW: The sash. ... It indicates lordhood.
MAL: And it's, it's doing a great job.
GENTLEMAN: If you require it, any gentleman here can give you use of a sword.
MAL: Use of a... s'what?
MAL: Don't take his offer. ... Because, in the case it comes up, that means he's the fella killed me. And I don't like fellas that killed me. Not in general.
MAL: ... Mercy is the mark of a great man.
(Very quickly, offhandedly, MAL stabs Atherton)
MAL: Guess I'm just a good man.
(He stabs him again)
MAL: Well, I'm all right.
HARROW: You didn't have to wound that man.
MAL: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.
JAYNE: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. A complicated escape and rescue op.
WASH: I was gonna watch. It was very exciting.
ZOE: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller.
WASH: Yeah, we need to start dealing in those black-market beagles.
(MAL and JAYNE undercover)
JAYNE: You might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
MAL: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
JAYNE: If I could make you prettier, I would.
MAL: You're not the man I met a year ago.
MAL: ... I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
MAL (to Jayne, quietly, upon learning of his 'marriage'): How drunk was I last night?
MAL (to SAFFRON): Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
BOOK (casually): If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
MAL: Wha - I'm not - Preacher, you got a smutty mind.
WASH: Quaint!
JAYNE: It's my very favorite gun. ... I call it Vera.
MAL: Jayne! Go play with your rainstick.
SAFFRON: I lived my life in the maiden house, waiting to be married off for trade. I seen my sisteren paired off with ugly men, vicious or blubberous ... And I've cried for those girls, but not half so hard as I cried the night they gave me to you.
MAL (suddenly insecure): Well, what - you - is there blubber?
MAL: I'm gonna go to the special hell...
MAL (waking up from being drugged): Is it christmas? ... What happened about me...?
SIMON: All right. Fine. I'll go. Just, stop... describing me.
SIMON (upon seeing the statue of JAYNE): This must be what going mad feels like.
SIMON (upon hearing the folk song about JAYNE): No... This must be what going mad feels like...
RIVER (to herself, rapidly, about BOOK's hair): They say the snow on the roof is too heavy--they say the ceiling will cave in--his brains are in terrible danger...
BOOK: River..? Please, why don't you come on out...
RIVER: No. Can't. Too much hair.
ZOE: ... River, honey... He's putting the hair away now...
RIVER: Doesn't matter. It'll still be here... waiting...
And now, thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
padawan_alli, I can't watch "Jaynestown" again without having her singing "The Hero of Canton" in going off in my head! ::sigh::
More fun with my Firefly DVDs. Disk Two: "Shindig," "Safe," "Our Mrs. Reynolds," and "Jaynestown"...
Best Quotes, Lines, and Such EVER
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Shindig
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Shindig
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WASH (to ZOE): You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
JAYNE: I'll chip in.
ZOE (casually, to Jayne): I can hurt you.
MAL: ... You're s'posed to make me look respectable.
KAYLEE: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants.
MAL: Help me find our man. ...
KAYLEE: That him?
MAL: That's the buffet table.
KAYLEE: How can we be sure? You know, unless we question it?
HARROW: The sash. ... It indicates lordhood.
MAL: And it's, it's doing a great job.
GENTLEMAN: If you require it, any gentleman here can give you use of a sword.
MAL: Use of a... s'what?
MAL: Don't take his offer. ... Because, in the case it comes up, that means he's the fella killed me. And I don't like fellas that killed me. Not in general.
MAL: ... Mercy is the mark of a great man.
(Very quickly, offhandedly, MAL stabs Atherton)
MAL: Guess I'm just a good man.
(He stabs him again)
MAL: Well, I'm all right.
HARROW: You didn't have to wound that man.
MAL: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.
JAYNE: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. A complicated escape and rescue op.
WASH: I was gonna watch. It was very exciting.
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Safe
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Safe
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ZOE: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller.
WASH: Yeah, we need to start dealing in those black-market beagles.
-----------------------------------
Our Mrs. Reynolds
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Our Mrs. Reynolds
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(MAL and JAYNE undercover)
JAYNE: You might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
MAL: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
JAYNE: If I could make you prettier, I would.
MAL: You're not the man I met a year ago.
MAL: ... I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
MAL (to Jayne, quietly, upon learning of his 'marriage'): How drunk was I last night?
MAL (to SAFFRON): Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
BOOK (casually): If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
MAL: Wha - I'm not - Preacher, you got a smutty mind.
WASH: Quaint!
JAYNE: It's my very favorite gun. ... I call it Vera.
MAL: Jayne! Go play with your rainstick.
SAFFRON: I lived my life in the maiden house, waiting to be married off for trade. I seen my sisteren paired off with ugly men, vicious or blubberous ... And I've cried for those girls, but not half so hard as I cried the night they gave me to you.
MAL (suddenly insecure): Well, what - you - is there blubber?
MAL: I'm gonna go to the special hell...
MAL (waking up from being drugged): Is it christmas? ... What happened about me...?
-----------------------------------
Jaynestown
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Jaynestown
-----------------------------------
SIMON: All right. Fine. I'll go. Just, stop... describing me.
SIMON (upon seeing the statue of JAYNE): This must be what going mad feels like.
SIMON (upon hearing the folk song about JAYNE): No... This must be what going mad feels like...
RIVER (to herself, rapidly, about BOOK's hair): They say the snow on the roof is too heavy--they say the ceiling will cave in--his brains are in terrible danger...
BOOK: River..? Please, why don't you come on out...
RIVER: No. Can't. Too much hair.
ZOE: ... River, honey... He's putting the hair away now...
RIVER: Doesn't matter. It'll still be here... waiting...
And now, thanks to
padawan_alli, I can't watch "Jaynestown" again without having her singing "The Hero of Canton" in going off in my head! ::sigh::
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Date: October 23rd, 2004 08:09 pm (UTC)You shouldn't watch Firefly while the rest of us watches Stargate. You are like the black sheep of the family or something. ;)
*snuggles some more*
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Date: October 23rd, 2004 09:31 pm (UTC)