Firefly Fun! (Continued)

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Regarding Nathan Fillion... That man has NO hips. But he does have the butt to fill out those tight pants. :D

More fun with my Firefly DVDs. Disk Two: "Shindig," "Safe," "Our Mrs. Reynolds," and "Jaynestown"...

Best Quotes, Lines, and Such EVER

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Shindig
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WASH (to ZOE): You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
JAYNE: I'll chip in.
ZOE (casually, to Jayne): I can hurt you.

MAL: ... You're s'posed to make me look respectable.
KAYLEE: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants.

MAL: Help me find our man. ...
KAYLEE: That him?
MAL: That's the buffet table.
KAYLEE: How can we be sure? You know, unless we question it?

HARROW: The sash. ... It indicates lordhood.
MAL: And it's, it's doing a great job.

GENTLEMAN: If you require it, any gentleman here can give you use of a sword.
MAL: Use of a... s'what?

MAL: Don't take his offer. ... Because, in the case it comes up, that means he's the fella killed me. And I don't like fellas that killed me. Not in general.

MAL: ... Mercy is the mark of a great man.
(Very quickly, offhandedly, MAL stabs Atherton)
MAL: Guess I'm just a good man.
(He stabs him again)
MAL: Well, I'm all right.

HARROW: You didn't have to wound that man.
MAL: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.

JAYNE: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. A complicated escape and rescue op.
WASH: I was gonna watch. It was very exciting.

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Safe
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ZOE: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller.
WASH: Yeah, we need to start dealing in those black-market beagles.

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Our Mrs. Reynolds
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(MAL and JAYNE undercover)
JAYNE: You might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
MAL: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
JAYNE: If I could make you prettier, I would.
MAL: You're not the man I met a year ago.

MAL: ... I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

MAL (to Jayne, quietly, upon learning of his 'marriage'): How drunk was I last night?

MAL (to SAFFRON): Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.

BOOK (casually): If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
MAL: Wha - I'm not - Preacher, you got a smutty mind.

WASH: Quaint!

JAYNE: It's my very favorite gun. ... I call it Vera.

MAL: Jayne! Go play with your rainstick.

SAFFRON: I lived my life in the maiden house, waiting to be married off for trade. I seen my sisteren paired off with ugly men, vicious or blubberous ... And I've cried for those girls, but not half so hard as I cried the night they gave me to you.
MAL (suddenly insecure): Well, what - you - is there blubber?

MAL: I'm gonna go to the special hell...

MAL (waking up from being drugged): Is it christmas? ... What happened about me...?

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Jaynestown
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SIMON: All right. Fine. I'll go. Just, stop... describing me.

SIMON (upon seeing the statue of JAYNE): This must be what going mad feels like.

SIMON (upon hearing the folk song about JAYNE): No... This must be what going mad feels like...

RIVER (to herself, rapidly, about BOOK's hair): They say the snow on the roof is too heavy--they say the ceiling will cave in--his brains are in terrible danger...
BOOK: River..? Please, why don't you come on out...
RIVER: No. Can't. Too much hair.
ZOE: ... River, honey... He's putting the hair away now...
RIVER: Doesn't matter. It'll still be here... waiting...


And now, thanks to padawan_alli, I can't watch "Jaynestown" again without having her singing "The Hero of Canton" in going off in my head! ::sigh::

Comments

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Regarding Nathan Fillion... That man has NO hips. But he does have the butt to fill out those tight pants. :D

I'm okay with that. You know why? 1) Man don't need hips for his "job" (Alli's influencing me indirectly). 2) If he did, he wouldn't need those sessy suspenders. Mmmm... suspenders. Like Mmmm.. cookies.

Look at me, crossing Firefly with Buffy quotes. I rule.

Anyway, you forgot "We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero," from Jaynestown. And "I got stabbed right here," from Shindig. And "Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we got kidnapped by hill people and were never seen again. It was the best day ever," from Safe. You got most of the good parts from OMR, but the part where Inara questions Mal about his knowledge of dresses is hysterical!

And you are totally playing Firefly trivia. There's no way out now.

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Anyway, you forgot...

I didn't forget. I just skimped on some of the ones you really needed to see for yourself... because I had to go make icons. ::hangs head in shame:: But I have new shiny icons now!


And you are totally playing Firefly trivia. There's no way out now.

I might actually kick some butt if Real Life doesn't keep me from the rest of the episodes. :)

[grass-stained.livejournal.com]

Making icons is a good reason to skimp some of them. I approve.

You will watch the rest of them ::uses Jedi mind trick::

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You will watch the rest of them ::uses Jedi mind trick::

And I possibly might convince my roommate to watch eps with me. Muahahahahaaa! I'd have to re-watch the ones I just watched, but hey, more Mal fun for me. :)