The Life of a Stargate Pimp
November 21st, 2004 08:34 pmO...M...G...
So. Alex decided to show "Children of the Gods" to her mother. When I arrived back to school, I found this note waiting for me:
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With Sarah! written on the envelope...
Dear Sarah,
I am now a convert! What can I do to get your help to satisfy my new addiction? Candy? Food? Books? Music? Can we make a deal? Can Alex borrow episodes in exchange for whatever you want? (within reason, of course!).
Your kindness and pity will be appreciated!
You are my Stargate pimp now. I wait on you for any word.
[real name withheld for her protection]
(Alex's mother)
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What...have...I...done...?
So. Alex decided to show "Children of the Gods" to her mother. When I arrived back to school, I found this note waiting for me:
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With Sarah! written on the envelope...
Dear Sarah,
I am now a convert! What can I do to get your help to satisfy my new addiction? Candy? Food? Books? Music? Can we make a deal? Can Alex borrow episodes in exchange for whatever you want? (within reason, of course!).
Your kindness and pity will be appreciated!
You are my Stargate pimp now. I wait on you for any word.
[real name withheld for her protection]
(Alex's mother)
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What...have...I...done...?
Re: hee
Date: November 22nd, 2004 09:31 pm (UTC)Perhaps not. But you are aware of it, and I have you thinking about it.
Muahahaa!Resistance is futile.
*evil grin*