The Life of a Stargate Pimp
November 21st, 2004 08:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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So. Alex decided to show "Children of the Gods" to her mother. When I arrived back to school, I found this note waiting for me:
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With Sarah! written on the envelope...
Dear Sarah,
I am now a convert! What can I do to get your help to satisfy my new addiction? Candy? Food? Books? Music? Can we make a deal? Can Alex borrow episodes in exchange for whatever you want? (within reason, of course!).
Your kindness and pity will be appreciated!
You are my Stargate pimp now. I wait on you for any word.
[real name withheld for her protection]
(Alex's mother)
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What...have...I...done...?
So. Alex decided to show "Children of the Gods" to her mother. When I arrived back to school, I found this note waiting for me:
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With Sarah! written on the envelope...
Dear Sarah,
I am now a convert! What can I do to get your help to satisfy my new addiction? Candy? Food? Books? Music? Can we make a deal? Can Alex borrow episodes in exchange for whatever you want? (within reason, of course!).
Your kindness and pity will be appreciated!
You are my Stargate pimp now. I wait on you for any word.
[real name withheld for her protection]
(Alex's mother)
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What...have...I...done...?
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Date: November 21st, 2004 10:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: November 22nd, 2004 12:32 pm (UTC)Please, no bowing... oh, okay, not too much bowing. *g*
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Date: November 21st, 2004 10:22 pm (UTC)My dad is slowly getting addicted. He loves Sam too. ^_^
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 12:35 pm (UTC)And all of this is still cracking me up. I don't see how I've managed to get myself off the floor and stop laughing long enough to breathe...
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Date: November 21st, 2004 11:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 02:18 am (UTC)LOL, I wish I could have that effect on my friends but some wonder how far my obsession for it goes, some wonder what the heck I'm on about... :S I can't win :p
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 12:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: November 22nd, 2004 01:52 pm (UTC)I wouldn't be baffled but hey that's just me talking *nods*
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 02:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: November 23rd, 2004 01:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: November 23rd, 2004 05:20 pm (UTC)You will show Atlantis. You will show it at convenient and stable time. You will show Atlantis. You will show it at convenient and stable time. You will show Atlantis. You will show it at convenient and stable time. You will show Atlantis. You will show it at convenient and stable time. You will show Atlantis. You will show it at convenient and stable time. You will show Atlantis. You will show it at convenient and stable time. You will show Atlantis. You will show it at convenient and stable time. You will show Atlantis. You will show it at convenient and stable time.
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 11:15 am (UTC)Ask for cookies.
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 12:41 pm (UTC)*snickers*
Or muffins... or both! :D
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: November 22nd, 2004 03:27 pm (UTC)In the event I don't get to e-mail your mom before the holidays, tell her that I will share my Stargate bounty freely, though blueberry muffins are always welcome. :)
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: November 22nd, 2004 09:19 pm (UTC)hee
Date: November 22nd, 2004 09:22 pm (UTC)Re: hee
Date: November 22nd, 2004 09:31 pm (UTC)Perhaps not. But you are aware of it, and I have you thinking about it.
Muahahaa!Resistance is futile.
*evil grin*