OCD Me

This morning...

Dishes in the sink: *being washed*
Mom: Hey, did you take Pepto[-Bismol] last night?
Me: *wonders if she's psychic* Uh... yeah?
Mom: *holds up measuring spoons with pink sticky stuff on them* You're the only one in this house how would actually measure it out. *rolls eyes*
Me: But... bu... The bottle says to take two Tablespoons!
Bottle of Pepto: *snickers*

My family always makes fun of me for following directions. And they wonder why I don't like to help out in the kitchen. :P