If Joe Flanigan was...

The following is an actual exchange that occurred in the Life of Sarah on the subject of tufted-headed birds --



Mom: You see, the Cardinal is the flashy, sleek, pimp bird.
Me: *eyebrow quirk*
Mom: And the titmouse is... well... if Joe Flanigan was a bird.
Me: *dies*

( So, what do you think? )