Wasp of DOOM!
October 24th, 2005 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skrobertsI think John Milton dislikes my mocking...
In class today, there were two wasps trapped in the classroom. Normally, they don't bother me, me thinking if I leave them alone, they'll leave me alone. Well, they didn't leave me alone. While I was taking notes at one point, one of them dive-bombed me, and I swear, it buzzed loudly by my ear as it bounced of my head! Unhappy flailage ensued.
After I had recovered, I never took my eyes off the wasp (or whichever one I could see, at least). Paranoia, thy name is Sarah. Near the end of class, one of the wasps attacked a girl on the opposite side of the room. She flailed and hid under the desk. *pats her* Not finished with its mischievousness, the wasp flew toward a few other people before heading straight for me again. It kept getting closer and closer to my face, and I started leaning back in my chair to avoid it, but it wouldn't let up. I leaned back so far I touched my head to the floor! Who knew I was that flexible?! Luckily, George (my Knight in Shining Armor, I called him later *g*) swatted it away. The Wasp of Doom just got annoyed and buzzed off to land on a windowsill. The boys in the class acted all causal, scoffing at the silly girls. Pfffft! Have a wasp fly straight toward your face, pal, and see if you like it! Sure, you may not do back flips, but still...
*wiggles with the heebie jeebies*
I can only imagine the look of my face the whole time. Yes, people, I'm a big spaz. My secret it out! :P
In class today, there were two wasps trapped in the classroom. Normally, they don't bother me, me thinking if I leave them alone, they'll leave me alone. Well, they didn't leave me alone. While I was taking notes at one point, one of them dive-bombed me, and I swear, it buzzed loudly by my ear as it bounced of my head! Unhappy flailage ensued.
After I had recovered, I never took my eyes off the wasp (or whichever one I could see, at least). Paranoia, thy name is Sarah. Near the end of class, one of the wasps attacked a girl on the opposite side of the room. She flailed and hid under the desk. *pats her* Not finished with its mischievousness, the wasp flew toward a few other people before heading straight for me again. It kept getting closer and closer to my face, and I started leaning back in my chair to avoid it, but it wouldn't let up. I leaned back so far I touched my head to the floor! Who knew I was that flexible?! Luckily, George (my Knight in Shining Armor, I called him later *g*) swatted it away. The Wasp of Doom just got annoyed and buzzed off to land on a windowsill. The boys in the class acted all causal, scoffing at the silly girls. Pfffft! Have a wasp fly straight toward your face, pal, and see if you like it! Sure, you may not do back flips, but still...
*wiggles with the heebie jeebies*
I can only imagine the look of my face the whole time. Yes, people, I'm a big spaz. My secret it out! :P
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Date: October 24th, 2005 05:15 pm (UTC)One time, I was at a Taco Bell drive-thru and one flew in my car. Yep, I got out! LOL, in the drive-thru and therefore, held up the other cars until it got out. LOL, I just told the lady at the window I was allergic to them and she got all worried, like "Ooooh". I haven't gone through that drive-thru since! LOL!!
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Date: October 24th, 2005 07:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: October 24th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: October 24th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC)I, however, made no excuses for my spazdom. *g*
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Date: October 24th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)Also.
When I was little, Mom worked in a florist shop, and I couldn't go in because there was a wasp nest RIGHT ABOVE THE DOOR! They'd come and buzz at me if I came too close. :[
Once, there was also a wasp nest at the top of our stairs. Yeah, I dunno. But I remember standing at the bottom of the stairs, afraid to go up in case the wasps came after me. *g*
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Date: October 24th, 2005 07:41 pm (UTC)*icons makes it all better, though HEEE*
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Date: October 24th, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)You, a spaz. What secret? ;)
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Date: October 24th, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: October 24th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: October 24th, 2005 09:37 pm (UTC)Owe... I think you just made me pull a muscle!
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Date: October 24th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: October 24th, 2005 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: October 25th, 2005 09:26 am (UTC)OH, and I LOVE your icon.
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Date: October 25th, 2005 10:10 am (UTC)I wish I could have seen myself from your perspective. All I remember is seeing George upside-down trying to swat the thing.
Smished!!! I hope so. :|
That picture was too hard to resist. *g* I wonder is wasps have teeth to smack...?