End of Week Post
April 2nd, 2004 11:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skrobertsNo new Stargate SG-1 until July -- and it can't get here fast enough!
No new Angel until April 14 -- and only 6 eps left before the series ends! :(
No new Smallville until April 14 -- but Christopher Reeve will be on soon!
No new Monk until June -- can't live without my OCD brethren.
No new The Dead Zone until who knows when -- what the heck happened to it?!
New Navy NCIS on April 6 -- yep, I think the show's working its way into my routine.
::cries::
I need new shows!!
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This is all my mother's fault. She is the queen of bad jokes, making me the princess. (Darn my easily amused-ness.)
Title: Funny
Prompt: "joke"
"Hey, Daniel, how do you make an egg roll?"
"I don't know, Jack."
"You push it!"
"What do you call a small shrub clinging to the wall of the Grand Canyon?"
"I have no idea."
"A Gorge Bush!"
"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up?"
"I really don't care."
"Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
"What do you say when a dog runs away?"
"I'm sure you're about to tell me."
"Dog-gone!"
"Jack, I swear, one more joke, and I won't be responsible for my actions."
"Awe, one more! Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Huh?"
"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."
Author's Note: Special thanks to Really Bad Jokes for some of the, uh, really bad jokes. :)
Title: Balding
Prompt: "joke"
Spoilers: "Holiday"
"It did not go well, General Hammond."
"Ya think?"
Beyond weird, being in Teal'c's body.
Junior's movin' around; makes me queasy.
No help if I start freakin' out now, though. Daniel needs help.
***
"If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my head."
"You're making a joke, right?"
Can you believe that guy?
Gonna cut off all my... uh, let's just say *the* hair. I swear... I find one hair in the sink, Teal'c better watch his back... my back... uh...
Dang it, I have a headache.
***
"Yes... YES...
Shave my *head*?!"
SO never gonna let him live that down.
I'm hiding those scissors.
No new Angel until April 14 -- and only 6 eps left before the series ends! :(
No new Smallville until April 14 -- but Christopher Reeve will be on soon!
No new Monk until June -- can't live without my OCD brethren.
No new The Dead Zone until who knows when -- what the heck happened to it?!
New Navy NCIS on April 6 -- yep, I think the show's working its way into my routine.
::cries::
I need new shows!!
=====
This is all my mother's fault. She is the queen of bad jokes, making me the princess. (Darn my easily amused-ness.)
Title: Funny
Prompt: "joke"
"Hey, Daniel, how do you make an egg roll?"
"I don't know, Jack."
"You push it!"
"What do you call a small shrub clinging to the wall of the Grand Canyon?"
"I have no idea."
"A Gorge Bush!"
"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up?"
"I really don't care."
"Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
"What do you say when a dog runs away?"
"I'm sure you're about to tell me."
"Dog-gone!"
"Jack, I swear, one more joke, and I won't be responsible for my actions."
"Awe, one more! Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Huh?"
"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."
Author's Note: Special thanks to Really Bad Jokes for some of the, uh, really bad jokes. :)
Title: Balding
Prompt: "joke"
Spoilers: "Holiday"
"It did not go well, General Hammond."
"Ya think?"
Beyond weird, being in Teal'c's body.
Junior's movin' around; makes me queasy.
No help if I start freakin' out now, though. Daniel needs help.
***
"If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my head."
"You're making a joke, right?"
Can you believe that guy?
Gonna cut off all my... uh, let's just say *the* hair. I swear... I find one hair in the sink, Teal'c better watch his back... my back... uh...
Dang it, I have a headache.
***
"Yes... YES...
Shave my *head*?!"
SO never gonna let him live that down.
I'm hiding those scissors.