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skrobertsThis is from roomie Alex's latest post. I'm posting this part rather than a link since there are also spoilers for the most recent eps of Smallville and Lost:
The mighty gnat huntresses we...
Yeah, you read that right. Gnat huntresses. Got a problem with it? I didn't think so.
But seriously. Somehow our room suddenly had a gazillion [well, three or four, but that's still three or four too many] gnats. Not just your ordinary, average, run-of-the-mill gnats, but SUPER GNATS. These gnats worked in tandem to annoy the snot out of Sarah and myself.
The one we actually killed, we decided, should have it's head put up on a pike as a deterrent to other gnats. "Take heed, gnatdom, this is what happens to ye who come in here." But... one problem. Where we gonna get a pike that teeny?
Oh, god! That was close! Two ganged up on Sarah, and when we were distracted into dealing with those, another was busy doing something nefarious to my chair. If we only knew where they were coming from! I certainly don't have any dead fruit or such, and I don't think Sarah does either. It must be an evil gnat plot... they're planning to TAKE OVER THE WORLD, but to get practice they're starting with us. Yeah. That's it.
Evil gnats.
The mighty gnat huntresses we...
Yeah, you read that right. Gnat huntresses. Got a problem with it? I didn't think so.
But seriously. Somehow our room suddenly had a gazillion [well, three or four, but that's still three or four too many] gnats. Not just your ordinary, average, run-of-the-mill gnats, but SUPER GNATS. These gnats worked in tandem to annoy the snot out of Sarah and myself.
The one we actually killed, we decided, should have it's head put up on a pike as a deterrent to other gnats. "Take heed, gnatdom, this is what happens to ye who come in here." But... one problem. Where we gonna get a pike that teeny?
Oh, god! That was close! Two ganged up on Sarah, and when we were distracted into dealing with those, another was busy doing something nefarious to my chair. If we only knew where they were coming from! I certainly don't have any dead fruit or such, and I don't think Sarah does either. It must be an evil gnat plot... they're planning to TAKE OVER THE WORLD, but to get practice they're starting with us. Yeah. That's it.
Evil gnats.
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Date: November 11th, 2004 04:49 am (UTC)How dare they interruppet tv watching.
Maybe you can use kryptonite to deal with super gnarts. And if not, it is at least nice to look at.
Of course it might keep Clark away from your room in case he ever planned to visit.
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Date: November 11th, 2004 07:08 pm (UTC)And I'm sure all the roomies would love Clark to visit. We even got Robyn to watch an episode yesterday! She had no idea the show was about young Superman, and she got sucked it. "Curse you for making me watch this! Curse Clark for being all dark haired and broody!!" I don't think we have a convert yet, but one in the making. :D
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Date: November 12th, 2004 07:50 am (UTC)And I think Robyn needs to see more semi naked Clark. He could convince blind people to watch that show. ;)
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Date: November 11th, 2004 05:55 am (UTC)Toothpick shavings.
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Date: November 11th, 2004 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: November 11th, 2004 08:30 am (UTC)Unfortunately, Killer ('Taz even named it!) is dormant right now...
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Date: November 11th, 2004 07:10 pm (UTC)Heh. Couldn't help it.
Date: November 11th, 2004 09:39 am (UTC)*sings* Once I caught a monster gnat,
With my sword I struck it,
Then I melted down it's fat,
More than filled a bucket.
Cobbler, cobbler mend my boot,
You'll be paid so that's that!
Though I do not have a coin,
You shall have my gnat's fat!
Re: Heh. Couldn't help it.
Date: November 11th, 2004 07:11 pm (UTC)This made me think of you
Date: November 11th, 2004 10:00 am (UTC)Re: This made me think of you
Date: November 11th, 2004 07:12 pm (UTC)Re: This made me think of you
Date: November 12th, 2004 07:14 am (UTC)