Gate Friday

[skroberts]

SG-1: "Ethon" --
+ Well, crap.
+ So, are there any female Priors? Are they equal opportunity religious zealots?
+ Chair banter. Hee!
+ *gnaws on jerky president guy*
+ Well, crap!!
+ Man, I love Gliders.
+ STOP IT! STOP SHOOTING AT PROMETHEUS!
+ This is why the Ori are evil, people; they tell you to kill without caring!
+ prometheusjustexplodedomgNO!! *bawls*
+ *is in shock*
+ And now you have a bunch of PISSED OFF EARTHLINGS on your planet!! >:|
+ *still in shock*
+ *pets Daniel*
+ Someone SHOOT HIM!
+ O-o-o-o-o, shiny SGC shot.
+ I have a hard time feeling sorry for those people.
+ *squeaks with unhappiness*
+ Name ideas for the next ship -
1. Please Don't Blow Up This One
2. I Told You Naming Things After Greek Tragedies Was a Bad Idea
But in all seriousness...
3. The Pendergast *sniffle*

Final Thoughts: *is still in shock*
Rating: 8 of 10

Atlantis: "The Tower" --
Instead of a list of squeeage (which you wouldn't be getting anyway) I "wrote" a poem to express my feelings for the episode...

How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height
My fangirly soul can reach, when cringing ever so slight
For the horror that scorches my eyes.
I hate thee to the level of every Friday's
Fandom need, by chevron and wormhole-light.
I hate thee freely, for the Gateroom décor before my sight.
I hate thee purely, for the fan fiction clichés.
I hate thee with a passion,
For making John out as a trollop.
I hate thee with a hate I seemed to develop
Despite my lost brain cells, --- I hate thee with the breath,
Grimaces, tears, and all my squeegee-needing brain! --- and if I choose,
I shall but hate thee only slightly less after I burn my VHS tape from Friday.
(Apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

Final Thoughts: Peter Woodward is the only remotely good thing about this episode. Still, it's not enough.
Rating: 1.00002 of 10

Comments

[athenaktt.livejournal.com]

LMAO! That is the PERFECT poem for the craptastic episode that is "The Tower".

I saw it once and refuse to ever watch it again! But I have to because I'm in charge of writing transcripts. *sobs*

But seriously, I'm waiting for the ratings for last friday to comeo out. I want to see how badly Atlantis bombed or actualy producing and playing it out on our screens!

[skroberts]

I, infortunately, had to watch it again with my roommate. But that's the last time.

[athenaktt.livejournal.com]

But you had to at least make fun of it this time, right? Especially, about the prom queen. Ugh her voice hurts me! And She's been in like 3 of the 5 shows I watch. >_<

[skroberts]

Okay, yeah, I had to watch it at least twice so I could make fun of it properly. The first time, I was giggling manically at its badness the whole time, I couldn't take anything down. :P