So, I just remembered that Yahoo Messenger had a Doodle IMVironment and started drawing muffins for Alex. Then, I drew the many expressions of Radek Zelenka (aka Zlinky). Then my laptop Hal went nutty, and I had to restart. Zlinky disappeared! I was sad, so Alex and I "hired" people to find him. Only after it started to get pretty ridiculous did I start taking screencaps...
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[blank screen]
Me: I think I lost Zlinky. :(
Alex: He's gone!!!
Alex: Where'd he go?!!
Me: He left....
[lines signifying air current disturbance at the time of his departure appear]
[blobby bald guy appears to left]
Me: Is that Caldwell? *g*
[hair suddenly appears on him]
Alex: Not anymore!
Me: Awe. Guess not...
[not!Caldwell asks "Where'd he go?!"]
Alex: Hehe.
[curly haired, mustached guy appears in upper right corner saying "No sé" (Spanish for "I don't know")]
Alex: Quien es?
Me: Quien es... who?!
Alex: El persone con el... mustachio. I thought it was Magnum, but then he turned Spanish.
Me: It's Spanish Magnum, of course! *el scoff*
Alex: *el sigh*
[grey-haired blob appears in lower right corner]
Me: Is that Gibbs?!
Alex: Hee! Yes!
Me: *giggle*
Alex: I'm glad you could tell.
[at some point, not!Caldwell became Higgins (from Magnum, p.i.)]
[Higgins is astounded at Zlinky's disappearance, saying "Oh. My. God!!" like he always does *g*]
[Spanish Magnum says not to fear, he will look for him, only in Spanish, of course! Gibbs thinks that's a good idea.]
Me: Did Higgins eat a dirty peach?
[blonde half-blob appears in lower left corner]
Me: Johnny Smith scoffs at them all. He can solve the case by touching the air currents!
Alex: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Alex: Gibbs is in awe of Johnny's powers.
[tiny stick figure appears, wearing purple pants]
Me: Tony is off in the distance, dancing in his velvet pants!
[Higgins' eyes get large]
Me: Higgins is dismayed.
Alex: Too bad Gibbs isn't in smacking range.
[Gibbs' long arm reaches out and thwaaps dancing!Tony]
Alex: And Higgins' quote still works!
Alex: Gibbs wishes HE had velvet pants.
[Gibbs has something brown seemingly dripping from his mouth]
Me: And now Gibbs is apparently a vampire. Or he, too, ate a dirty peach...
[Gibbs' forehead enlarges and his teeth lengthen]
Me: He is a muffin vampire...
Alex: *snicker*
Me: He sucks out the chocolate chips of the poor, unsuspecting muffinlings...
[dark-haired blob appears next to Gibbs]
Alex: Angel brought a stake!
Me: Gibbs is ascared...
[no, really, he is]
[Spanish Magnum starts thinking about steak (in Spanish)]
Me: Spanish Mangum is apparently hungry...
Alex: Can you blame him?
["Mmm. Steak." appears over Johnny's head]
Me: As is Johnny...
Alex: Poor little guy doesn't even have a mouth.
Me: Angel rolls his eyes at them all.
Me: Higgins, meanwhile, is still dismayed.

Me: And Gibbs is cracking me up...
Alex: Mee too!
Alex: Especially since he still has his hand in thwaap mode.
Me: Heheeeeee!!!
Alex: Disembodied hand!
[Gibbs' hand disappears and an orange stick figure wearing blue pants appears next to Tony]
Me: Meanwhile, Tony found Zlinky. They are both now dancing in the distance with their velvet pants....
Alex: Hehe!
Me: Those lines are them wiggling and getting jiggy...
Alex: Look! A Wraith wants to play! And he brought his own velvet pants!

Me: ROTFL
Me: *snort*
Me: *chokes*
Alex: *giggle-snort*
[tiny, orange blob appears in Wraith's hand]
Me: He even brought Cheetos!
Alex: Heeee!
[Gibbs looks away]
Alex: Gibbs doesn't know these people.
[I realize Gibbs has a weird black thread-like something coming out of his neck]
Me: Gibbs is apparently a balloon.
Alex: Maybe he was trying to grow facial hair.
Me: And had a before-its-time goatee..
Alex: hehe

Me: Meanwhile, Johnny went insane.
Alex: *dies laughing*

Alex: Zeus! Apollo!
Me: *giggle*
Me: Higgins loves his lads...
Alex: He sure does.
Me: The Wraith likes the taste of velvet pants, so he ate Tony and Zlinky...

Alex: Gibbs is shocked.
Me: Indeed
[a look of discomfort appears on the Wraith's face]
Me: Wraith has a tummy ache...
Alex: Gibbs: No one eats DiNozzo and gets away with it!

Alex: He esploded!
Me: Wraith esplode!!
Alex: Gibbs made him esplode with his mind!
Me: Go Gibbs!!
[Tony and Zlinky appear, pants-less]
Me: Tony and Zlinky are okay!!
Alex: With no pants!
Me: But now, they are apparently nekkid.
Alex: Hehehe.
Me: Now they must walk around with dots over their lower halves...
Alex: Poor guys.

Alex: Cordy likes Crazy!Johnny.
Me: Angel, "First Gru, now Crazy!Johnny..."

Alex: *snicker*
Alex: Awww.
Me: Angel feels unloved.
Me: And balding...

Alex: Johnny is ascared.
Me: Eventually, we show up and realize our brains are on crack...

That's me and Alex, respectively, in the top left corner. *g*
Alex: Heeeeeeeeeee!
[Spanish Magnum gets forceful in his thinking of steak]
Me: And Spanish Magnum is still hungry...
Alex: We can take them all out to dinner!
[a dismayed look appears on Gibbs' face]
Alex: Gibbs is scared at the thought that all this came out of our heads.
[but then Gibbs is happy]
Me: They are all happy about going to dinner
Me: And Angel is still balding...
Alex: Aww.
Alex: Thomas looks... angry.
Alex: Tomas, sorry
Me: But he [Angel] stopped by Hair Plugs R Us on the way to Steak N Shake...

Alex: *snicker*
[Spanish Magnum is glad they're finally going to get something to eat]
Me: Higgins is teary-eyes about the lads, for whatever reason...
Alex: Awww.

[words appear over Tony and Zlinky]
Me: Food and ants?!
Alex: P-ANTS.
Me: :P
[pants appear on Tony and Zlinky and they are happy]
Alex: *giggle*
[Angel starts thinking about food too much, vamping out and eyeing Gibbs]
[Gibbs looks concerned]
Me: And we still know we're on crack...
Alex: Indeed.

Alex: Dangit, why is it almost time for class?!
Me: Because time is evil...
Alex: True.
Me: The Ferrari zooms in to take us to class...

Alex: Yayy!
Me: We are glad...
Alex: *snicker*
[Gibbs still looks concerned]
Me: I don't think Angel should be left alone with Gibbs...
Alex: Gibbs has got it under control.

Me: Good for him!
Alex: Now it looks like Angel wants Gibb's stake.

Alex: Gibbs isn't taking any chances.
Me: Well, boys... Take care while we're gone. And Tony and Zlinky, keep your pants on...
Alex: *giggle*

THE END
Appearances by characters from Atlantis, Magnum, p.i., NCIS, The Dead Zone, Angel, and more!
[blank screen]
Me: I think I lost Zlinky. :(
Alex: He's gone!!!
Alex: Where'd he go?!!
Me: He left....
[lines signifying air current disturbance at the time of his departure appear]
[blobby bald guy appears to left]
Me: Is that Caldwell? *g*
[hair suddenly appears on him]
Alex: Not anymore!
Me: Awe. Guess not...
[not!Caldwell asks "Where'd he go?!"]
Alex: Hehe.
[curly haired, mustached guy appears in upper right corner saying "No sé" (Spanish for "I don't know")]
Alex: Quien es?
Me: Quien es... who?!
Alex: El persone con el... mustachio. I thought it was Magnum, but then he turned Spanish.
Me: It's Spanish Magnum, of course! *el scoff*
Alex: *el sigh*
[grey-haired blob appears in lower right corner]
Me: Is that Gibbs?!
Alex: Hee! Yes!
Me: *giggle*
Alex: I'm glad you could tell.
[at some point, not!Caldwell became Higgins (from Magnum, p.i.)]
[Higgins is astounded at Zlinky's disappearance, saying "Oh. My. God!!" like he always does *g*]
[Spanish Magnum says not to fear, he will look for him, only in Spanish, of course! Gibbs thinks that's a good idea.]
Me: Did Higgins eat a dirty peach?
[blonde half-blob appears in lower left corner]
Me: Johnny Smith scoffs at them all. He can solve the case by touching the air currents!
Alex: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Alex: Gibbs is in awe of Johnny's powers.
[tiny stick figure appears, wearing purple pants]
Me: Tony is off in the distance, dancing in his velvet pants!
[Higgins' eyes get large]
Me: Higgins is dismayed.
Alex: Too bad Gibbs isn't in smacking range.
[Gibbs' long arm reaches out and thwaaps dancing!Tony]
Alex: And Higgins' quote still works!
Alex: Gibbs wishes HE had velvet pants.
[Gibbs has something brown seemingly dripping from his mouth]
Me: And now Gibbs is apparently a vampire. Or he, too, ate a dirty peach...
[Gibbs' forehead enlarges and his teeth lengthen]
Me: He is a muffin vampire...
Alex: *snicker*
Me: He sucks out the chocolate chips of the poor, unsuspecting muffinlings...
[dark-haired blob appears next to Gibbs]
Alex: Angel brought a stake!
Me: Gibbs is ascared...
[no, really, he is]
[Spanish Magnum starts thinking about steak (in Spanish)]
Me: Spanish Mangum is apparently hungry...
Alex: Can you blame him?
["Mmm. Steak." appears over Johnny's head]
Me: As is Johnny...
Alex: Poor little guy doesn't even have a mouth.
Me: Angel rolls his eyes at them all.
Me: Higgins, meanwhile, is still dismayed.

Me: And Gibbs is cracking me up...
Alex: Mee too!
Alex: Especially since he still has his hand in thwaap mode.
Me: Heheeeeee!!!
Alex: Disembodied hand!
[Gibbs' hand disappears and an orange stick figure wearing blue pants appears next to Tony]
Me: Meanwhile, Tony found Zlinky. They are both now dancing in the distance with their velvet pants....
Alex: Hehe!
Me: Those lines are them wiggling and getting jiggy...
Alex: Look! A Wraith wants to play! And he brought his own velvet pants!

Me: ROTFL
Me: *snort*
Me: *chokes*
Alex: *giggle-snort*
[tiny, orange blob appears in Wraith's hand]
Me: He even brought Cheetos!
Alex: Heeee!
[Gibbs looks away]
Alex: Gibbs doesn't know these people.
[I realize Gibbs has a weird black thread-like something coming out of his neck]
Me: Gibbs is apparently a balloon.
Alex: Maybe he was trying to grow facial hair.
Me: And had a before-its-time goatee..
Alex: hehe

Me: Meanwhile, Johnny went insane.
Alex: *dies laughing*

Alex: Zeus! Apollo!
Me: *giggle*
Me: Higgins loves his lads...
Alex: He sure does.
Me: The Wraith likes the taste of velvet pants, so he ate Tony and Zlinky...

Alex: Gibbs is shocked.
Me: Indeed
[a look of discomfort appears on the Wraith's face]
Me: Wraith has a tummy ache...
Alex: Gibbs: No one eats DiNozzo and gets away with it!

Alex: He esploded!
Me: Wraith esplode!!
Alex: Gibbs made him esplode with his mind!
Me: Go Gibbs!!
[Tony and Zlinky appear, pants-less]
Me: Tony and Zlinky are okay!!
Alex: With no pants!
Me: But now, they are apparently nekkid.
Alex: Hehehe.
Me: Now they must walk around with dots over their lower halves...
Alex: Poor guys.

Alex: Cordy likes Crazy!Johnny.
Me: Angel, "First Gru, now Crazy!Johnny..."

Alex: *snicker*
Alex: Awww.
Me: Angel feels unloved.
Me: And balding...

Alex: Johnny is ascared.
Me: Eventually, we show up and realize our brains are on crack...

That's me and Alex, respectively, in the top left corner. *g*
Alex: Heeeeeeeeeee!
[Spanish Magnum gets forceful in his thinking of steak]
Me: And Spanish Magnum is still hungry...
Alex: We can take them all out to dinner!
[a dismayed look appears on Gibbs' face]
Alex: Gibbs is scared at the thought that all this came out of our heads.
[but then Gibbs is happy]
Me: They are all happy about going to dinner
Me: And Angel is still balding...
Alex: Aww.
Alex: Thomas looks... angry.
Alex: Tomas, sorry
Me: But he [Angel] stopped by Hair Plugs R Us on the way to Steak N Shake...

Alex: *snicker*
[Spanish Magnum is glad they're finally going to get something to eat]
Me: Higgins is teary-eyes about the lads, for whatever reason...
Alex: Awww.

[words appear over Tony and Zlinky]
Me: Food and ants?!
Alex: P-ANTS.
Me: :P
[pants appear on Tony and Zlinky and they are happy]
Alex: *giggle*
[Angel starts thinking about food too much, vamping out and eyeing Gibbs]
[Gibbs looks concerned]
Me: And we still know we're on crack...
Alex: Indeed.

Alex: Dangit, why is it almost time for class?!
Me: Because time is evil...
Alex: True.
Me: The Ferrari zooms in to take us to class...

Alex: Yayy!
Me: We are glad...
Alex: *snicker*
[Gibbs still looks concerned]
Me: I don't think Angel should be left alone with Gibbs...
Alex: Gibbs has got it under control.

Me: Good for him!
Alex: Now it looks like Angel wants Gibb's stake.

Alex: Gibbs isn't taking any chances.
Me: Well, boys... Take care while we're gone. And Tony and Zlinky, keep your pants on...
Alex: *giggle*

THE END
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HILARIOUS!! X___X That was frakkn FUNNY!! So glad you decided to share, as this has brightened my normally already bright day. But, now its a Brightened Bright day!!! YAY!!!!
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