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Random IM conversations that amuse me to no end...

Man Fancies...
Alex: R-D-A is how I spell GUH.
Alex: (of Ewan) It should be illegal to be that pretty.
Me: I love Ewan-Wan because he sounds so much like Alec-Wan.
Alex: I KNOW!
Alex: I <3 him for that.
Me: Ewan is the shiznit.
Alex: *dies!!!!*
Alex: Holy crap, I wish you were here so I could make you say that out loud.
Me: *giggles*
Me: Why?
Alex: Because it is hilarious coming out of your mouth.

Flanigan euphoria...
Alex: Joe's hair is fun to draw.
Me: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Alex: *blinks*
Me: *cough*
Me: Sorry.

Upon reading a cracky NCIS fanfic where Kate and Tony are acting like 2-year-olds...
Me: I kinda want to gnaw on Kate's and Tony's heads...
Alex: Uh...
Me: That sounded weirder than I thought it would.

When mothers of fangeeks go to bed...
Mom: i think i need to succumb to morpheus's touch now
Mom: know what that means?
Me: You want to exit the Matrix?!
Mom: *rotfl*

Upon getting a new printer, and me getting the old one...
Mom: the new printer makes great copies
Mom: and it only cost $65.00
Mom: and i'm glad [the old printer] is finding a new ho
Mom: -me with you
Me: Did you just call me a ho?!
Mom: *rotfl*
Mom: it certainly looks that way
Mom: but such was not my intention
Me: *snort*