Pygmies!!

[skroberts]

I fell asleep at my desk earlier today, which is sad enough since I'd only been awake for about an hour. Anyway, I dreamt Alex was taken away by pygmies. They wanted her to lead their civilization as some great teacher. I think I was there, too, but they only took me for amusement...

I think my brain is broken.

EDIT: I'm all pygmy paranoid now, so I put a No Alex-snatching pygmies allowed sign on our door, low down so the pygmies can see it. Just in case.

Comments

[stoopbeck.livejournal.com]

*is still diligently on the watch for pygmies*

[skroberts]

Good!

[tehshroom.livejournal.com]

*blink blink*

[skroberts]

That what my reaction when I woke up. Crack! Sheesh.

[espritdeterre.livejournal.com]

How odd. I was just reading about the gentle Efe Pygmies of the Democratic Republic of Congo. They wouldn't hurt anybody.

[mirankos.livejournal.com]

What did the pygmies make you do for amusement? Did you get that far?

I put a No Alex-snatching pygmies allowed sign on our door

Good thinking!

[skroberts]

I don't remember what happened after we all left the room. *shrug*

And the sigh is low on the door so the pygmies can easily see it...

[napalm_isis]

No Alex-snatching pygmies allowed sign on our door. Just in case.

Crap! **tells pygmie army to go back home, I dont need them anymore** Those kind of signs ruin all my fun! :(

[skroberts]

*blink blink*

[napalm_isis]

What?!?! **innocent smile**