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skrobertsStargate SG-1: “Lost City, Part 1” has comedy, drama, and oodles of Jack...
-- Jack shaving, so classic! He’s shaving and trying to figure out a crossword puzzle. Daniel calls. Jack gets shaving cream on the phone and washes it! ROTFL!! And Daniel’s still talking away.
-- The whole bit with the crossword puzzle!
-- Fire fight! ::tingles:: Death Gliders, big guns, bazooka, explosions! What more do you want?!
-- ::gasp:: What Jack did! He sacrificed himself to get the knowledge that might bring down Anubis. And he knows he might not live trough it. ::cries:: But he was right, he was the right choice. As priceless as he is to me, he was the most expendable. Daniel had to be there to translate. Carter needed to be there to figure out the weapons if they find them. And it wouldn’t have worked on Teal’c since he’s a Jaffa. But still, Jack, what have you done?!!
-- Awwwe, everyone showed up at Jack’s place. And Teal’c brought doughnuts! There “funny” stories about why they were there were cute.
-- I wonder who picks out Teal’c’s shirts. He was wearing something kind of retro, it was funny.
-- Daniel talking about how deep a person Teal’c is. Jack: “No more beer for you.”
-- Poor things, they just don’t understand Jack and his Simpsons obsession. “That does it. The entire VHS collection was going to one of you. But now it’s going to Siler; he gets [understands] it.” LOL!!!!
-- Jack: “I hope you like Guinness, sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for... food.”
-- ::cries:: Hammond has been reassigned! :( And those darn people shut down the SGC just when Jack doesn’t have a lot of time left. Jerk Muffins!
-- Dr. Weir. I’m willing to give her a chance because she seems competent and wants to do the best she can. The President chose her for a reason, and I really want to trust his judgment. And he has something cool planned for Hammond, I just know it.
-- Kinsey... SUPER JERK MUFFIN WITH DOUBLE JERKY CHERRIES ON TOP!! I can’t believe that man. I don’t think he has actually heard the things coming out of his mouth and the ludicrously of them!! He has no regard whatsoever for the sake of the planet, only his big, fat, Jerk Muffiny ass! (See, he’s making me say bad things!!) And the audacity of that man, speaking to Weir like that. Thank goodness she seems to be able to stand up for herself. I don’t care, Vice President or not, you do not speak to people like that. I so hope he dies a horrible painful death. Let’s give him to Anubis!! He has incurred the wrath of the Jerk Muffin icon!!
-- Well, Teal’c is off to try to rally troops ‘cause Kinsey is causing a stink. The scene between him and Jack was lovely. Jack understands this might just be the last time he will see him, because with the way things are going, his chances aren’t looking good. Of course, I know they won’t kill him off, but how is this going to go down?! Ahh, “Part 2” get here soon!
It’s drabble time again...
Oops, another series. And this is *so* not what I had intended, but the Evil!Plot!Ferret got hold of me and wouldn’t let go.
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Title: Still (Part 1)
Prompt: "division"
Hate waking up. Reminds of my dreaded school days. Mind is awake, though, so not much use trying to stay asleep.
Body doesn’t want to cooperate, for some reason. Can’t even open my eyes.
Voices. Someone must be nearby. Sounds like the Doc is talking to my team and Hammond. Crap. Must been in the Infirmary.
My mind screams to them with all I have, but they can’t hear me. It’s very upsetting. You’d think someone would notice my distress, but no.
All I can do is listen, and I finally hear what she’s saying.
But how can it be?
“I’m sorry, General... but Colonel O’Neill is dead.”
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How can they think I’m dead?!
I feel fine. My knees don’t even hurt, for once.
Wait. That can’t be good.
It’s like I’m on the division line between life and death. A purgatory.
I don’t get it. I’m awake and aware as ever. If they’d just come over and talk to me about this, they’d see that. All right, I may not be able to open my eyes, but I’m still here, guys.
Please don’t give up on me. Please!
Wait, someone’s coming. Penlight in my eye. Must be Doc.
Please. Help me. Don’t leave me like this!
“Oh, my God.”
“What is it, Doctor?”
“He’s... crying!”
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Crying? I was?!
Well, if it shows them the truth, I’ll worry about my bruised bravado later.
“You said he was dead!”
Daniel?
“In every possible medical way, he is. I don’t understand this!”
You and me, both.
“Is there anything that can revive him, DoctorFrasier?”
T, my man!
“I don’t even know what caused this.”
“Some sort of toxin, maybe?”
Ah, Carter. Always thinking.
“I don’t know. What could he have come in contact with that you didn’t?”
Son-of-a--... That damn, Let Me Squirt Something in Your Face Plant! I completely forgot!
“General, request permission to go...”
“Suit up. Figure this out, Major.”
Oh, thank God.
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“I hope this works.”
“The inhabitants of the planet have had trouble with some of their plants. So, if that’s what’s afflicted The Colonel, the medicine they gave us should do the trick.”
I don’t feel any different yet... except that I really hate being hooked up to all this equipment.
But happy thoughts, kids. Happy thoughts.
Beeping. I hear beeping!
“Doctor?”
“It’s his heart, General. It’s beating!”
Score! Now, let’s try the eyes. Come on, guys, you want to open; I know you do!
“He is awakening.”
Everything’s blurry, but hey, the eyes are open.
Doc leans over me. “Colonel?”
I smile.
“Welcome back.”
I never left.
-- Jack shaving, so classic! He’s shaving and trying to figure out a crossword puzzle. Daniel calls. Jack gets shaving cream on the phone and washes it! ROTFL!! And Daniel’s still talking away.
-- The whole bit with the crossword puzzle!
-- Fire fight! ::tingles:: Death Gliders, big guns, bazooka, explosions! What more do you want?!
-- ::gasp:: What Jack did! He sacrificed himself to get the knowledge that might bring down Anubis. And he knows he might not live trough it. ::cries:: But he was right, he was the right choice. As priceless as he is to me, he was the most expendable. Daniel had to be there to translate. Carter needed to be there to figure out the weapons if they find them. And it wouldn’t have worked on Teal’c since he’s a Jaffa. But still, Jack, what have you done?!!
-- Awwwe, everyone showed up at Jack’s place. And Teal’c brought doughnuts! There “funny” stories about why they were there were cute.
-- I wonder who picks out Teal’c’s shirts. He was wearing something kind of retro, it was funny.
-- Daniel talking about how deep a person Teal’c is. Jack: “No more beer for you.”
-- Poor things, they just don’t understand Jack and his Simpsons obsession. “That does it. The entire VHS collection was going to one of you. But now it’s going to Siler; he gets [understands] it.” LOL!!!!
-- Jack: “I hope you like Guinness, sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for... food.”
-- ::cries:: Hammond has been reassigned! :( And those darn people shut down the SGC just when Jack doesn’t have a lot of time left. Jerk Muffins!
-- Dr. Weir. I’m willing to give her a chance because she seems competent and wants to do the best she can. The President chose her for a reason, and I really want to trust his judgment. And he has something cool planned for Hammond, I just know it.
-- Kinsey... SUPER JERK MUFFIN WITH DOUBLE JERKY CHERRIES ON TOP!! I can’t believe that man. I don’t think he has actually heard the things coming out of his mouth and the ludicrously of them!! He has no regard whatsoever for the sake of the planet, only his big, fat, Jerk Muffiny ass! (See, he’s making me say bad things!!) And the audacity of that man, speaking to Weir like that. Thank goodness she seems to be able to stand up for herself. I don’t care, Vice President or not, you do not speak to people like that. I so hope he dies a horrible painful death. Let’s give him to Anubis!! He has incurred the wrath of the Jerk Muffin icon!!
-- Well, Teal’c is off to try to rally troops ‘cause Kinsey is causing a stink. The scene between him and Jack was lovely. Jack understands this might just be the last time he will see him, because with the way things are going, his chances aren’t looking good. Of course, I know they won’t kill him off, but how is this going to go down?! Ahh, “Part 2” get here soon!
It’s drabble time again...
Oops, another series. And this is *so* not what I had intended, but the Evil!Plot!Ferret got hold of me and wouldn’t let go.
=====
Title: Still (Part 1)
Prompt: "division"
Hate waking up. Reminds of my dreaded school days. Mind is awake, though, so not much use trying to stay asleep.
Body doesn’t want to cooperate, for some reason. Can’t even open my eyes.
Voices. Someone must be nearby. Sounds like the Doc is talking to my team and Hammond. Crap. Must been in the Infirmary.
My mind screams to them with all I have, but they can’t hear me. It’s very upsetting. You’d think someone would notice my distress, but no.
All I can do is listen, and I finally hear what she’s saying.
But how can it be?
“I’m sorry, General... but Colonel O’Neill is dead.”
=====
How can they think I’m dead?!
I feel fine. My knees don’t even hurt, for once.
Wait. That can’t be good.
It’s like I’m on the division line between life and death. A purgatory.
I don’t get it. I’m awake and aware as ever. If they’d just come over and talk to me about this, they’d see that. All right, I may not be able to open my eyes, but I’m still here, guys.
Please don’t give up on me. Please!
Wait, someone’s coming. Penlight in my eye. Must be Doc.
Please. Help me. Don’t leave me like this!
“Oh, my God.”
“What is it, Doctor?”
“He’s... crying!”
=====
Crying? I was?!
Well, if it shows them the truth, I’ll worry about my bruised bravado later.
“You said he was dead!”
Daniel?
“In every possible medical way, he is. I don’t understand this!”
You and me, both.
“Is there anything that can revive him, DoctorFrasier?”
T, my man!
“I don’t even know what caused this.”
“Some sort of toxin, maybe?”
Ah, Carter. Always thinking.
“I don’t know. What could he have come in contact with that you didn’t?”
Son-of-a--... That damn, Let Me Squirt Something in Your Face Plant! I completely forgot!
“General, request permission to go...”
“Suit up. Figure this out, Major.”
Oh, thank God.
=====
“I hope this works.”
“The inhabitants of the planet have had trouble with some of their plants. So, if that’s what’s afflicted The Colonel, the medicine they gave us should do the trick.”
I don’t feel any different yet... except that I really hate being hooked up to all this equipment.
But happy thoughts, kids. Happy thoughts.
Beeping. I hear beeping!
“Doctor?”
“It’s his heart, General. It’s beating!”
Score! Now, let’s try the eyes. Come on, guys, you want to open; I know you do!
“He is awakening.”
Everything’s blurry, but hey, the eyes are open.
Doc leans over me. “Colonel?”
I smile.
“Welcome back.”
I never left.