Gate Friday - Season Premieres

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SG-1: "Flesh and Blood (2)" --
+ Oh, no they didn't. You do not take baby from momma!!
+ Hee. The baby is so Anakin Skywalker, isn't she?
+ Oh, God.
+ Cam's alive!!
+ Awe, The Korolev was the one that blew up.
+ Bad Guy-Who-Tortured-DiNozzo, BAD!
+ Yep, the Asgard have been hanging around humans way too much.
+ No, wait, Wee!Vala is totally Connor!
+ Children on television are creepy.
+ Oh, crap. *clings to Teal'c like whoa*
+ Dude.
+ Why do I even worry? Daniel never stays dead.
+ Poor Russians. I had such hope for you. :(
+ Don't ya love those Asgard beams?!
+ Chu'lak? Well, crap.
+ Shiny doors!
+ I really don't like the Ori.
+ STOP BLOWING UP BRA'TAC'S SHIPS!
+ Well, Vala getting shot would have been a shocker if the dumbass AOL commercial hadn't spoiled it 30 seconds earlier! Idiots. Gah.

Final Thoughts: I think they should take over the Ori with Jell-O. I don't know how, but they should.
Rating: 8 of 10

Atlantis: "No Man's Land (2)" --
+ DUDE.
+ *pets Caldwell*
+ Whoa, Connor Trinneer's back?!
+ *pinches Shep's cheeks*
+ *bitch-slaps the I.O.A.*
+ Oh, Rodney.
+ Lorne and Zelenka on The Orion!
+ OMG mega glider damage! *clings to Shep*
+ You go, Weir!
+ I wish I could spell the squeaky sounds I'm making right now. *g*
+ Go shiny squids, GO!
+ It's official: Sheppard is not Kirk. He's Han Solo.
+ Did The Orion just esplode? :(
+ Well, crap.
+ Shep looks particularly woobie-ish right now. *snuggles*
+ *squeezles Landry*
+ Oh, God, this isn't a To Be Continued ep, isn't?!
+ OMG NOT LORNE PLEEEEASE! Oh, okay. Whew!
+ *blink*
+ It is TBC. Gah!

Final Thoughts: That was a totally awkward ending. *quirks eyebrow*
Rating: 8 of 10